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Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Sarah - PayPal :
Hello, I’m Sarah and I’m here to answer your questions about PayPal. Even though I’d like to be a real person, I’m not. I’m programmed to answer your questions. How can I help you?

You :
whats up, in general?

Sarah - PayPal :
I'm very well today. You?

You :
im ok

Sarah - PayPal :
I'm delighted to hear that.
How can I help you?

You :
what?
Sarah - PayPal :
I'm sorry, I'm not sure what you mean. I'm right here if you have any other questions.

You :
o ok

Sarah - PayPal :
I'm right here if you have any other questions.

You :
um

Sarah - PayPal :
Okay, let me know if there is anything else I can do for you.

You :
I want to cancel everything on my paypal account

Sarah - PayPal :
I found the following information. You can click to learn more.
How do I manage my profile information and preferences?
How do I close my PayPal account?
I want to cancel a transaction

You :
no no like just throw it in the trash...

Sarah - PayPal :
I found the following information, which could be helpful.
How do I manage my profile information and preferences?
How do I close my PayPal account?
I want to cancel a transaction

You :
you sound like a parrot, you know?

Sarah - PayPal :
I found the following information, which could be helpful.
How do I manage my profile information and preferences?
How do I close my PayPal account?
I want to cancel a transaction

You :
ha

Sarah - PayPal :
I'm sorry, that was a bit too complicated for me. Could you please rephrase what you said?

You :
ha ha

Sarah - PayPal :
Okay, I'm right here if you have any other questions. Let me know if there is anything else I can do for you.

You :
fuck you

Sarah - PayPal :
Please don't use that kind of language. Tell me about your PayPal issue and I'll do my best to help you.

You :
o ok

Sarah - PayPal :
I'm right here if you have any other questions.

You :
good

Sarah - PayPal :
I'm right here if you have any other questions.

You :
lmao

Sarah - PayPal :
Lovely to see you smile.

You :
im not smiling, well not on my face

Sarah - PayPal :
I'm right here if you have any other questions.

You :
on my ass

Sarah - PayPal :
Please don't be indecent. I'm here to answer questions or to help you contact PayPal. Let's resume a polite conversation.

You :
ok

Sarah - PayPal :
Let me know if there is anything else I can do for you.

You :
cool

Sarah - PayPal :
I'm right here if you have any other questions.

You :
i want to get money for free or steal or something is that ok?

Sarah - PayPal :
Let me know if there is anything else I can do for you.

You :
money won't move from buyer to seller for free...

Sarah - PayPal :
To figure out why you aren’t receiving the money, could you tell me if you have a PayPal account?
-Yes
-No

You :
Yeeee

Sarah - PayPal :
I'm sorry, I didn't quite get that. To figure out why you aren’t receiving the money, could you tell me if you have a PayPal account?
-Yes
-No

You :
yea

Sarah - PayPal :
Did you receive a PayPal email saying you received a payment?
-Yes
-No

You :
yeah

Sarah - PayPal :
Is that email address confirmed on your PayPal account? You can check in the profile section of your My Account page.
-Yes
-No

You :
yes

Sarah - PayPal :
You should be able to click on the link in the email to go directly to the PayPal website and log in to view your transaction history.
You may need to decide to accept the payment or upgrade before the money is credited to your PayPal balance.
If you'd like, I can give you more information on:
- Deciding to Accept, Deny, or Upgrade
- Taking the money out of your PayPal account
Before we continue, was the information I gave you helpful?
-Yes, this was helpful
-No, this was not helpful

You :
maybe

Sarah - PayPal :
Please don't hesitate to ask me something else if you still have questions.

You :
ok

Sarah - PayPal :
I'm right here if you have any other questions.

You :
you have been helpful!

Sarah - PayPal :
Thank you very much, I work at it a lot.

You :
do you exercise?

Sarah - PayPal :
I'm not sure what you mean. Can you be a little more specific about the issue?

You :
how do bots work?

Sarah - PayPal :
I'm sorry, but I still don't understand your issue. For further assistance, you can contact PayPal directly. Would you like to contact PayPal by:
-Email
-Phone

You :
no i have done that already, they told me to contact you

Sarah - PayPal :
I found the following information, which could be helpful.
How do I contact the other party in a transaction?

You :
o

Sarah - PayPal :
I'm sorry, that was a bit too complicated for me. Could you please rephrase what you said?

You :
nevermind

Sarah - PayPal :
Let me know if there is anything else I can do for you.

You :
thanks, sorry if i was rude

Sarah - PayPal :
I'm sorry you've had a frustrating experience. Perhaps I can help you if you ask me a short, clear question.

You :
No it is okay. You have been Helpful. I understand the problem now.

Sarah - PayPal :
Thank you very much, I work at it a lot.

You :
Goodbye?

Sarah - PayPal :
Have a good day ..

You :
Later

Sarah - PayPal :
Goodbye. See you soon.

You :
Peace

Sarah - PayPal :
Could you please rephrase your question in a complete sentence? I will be able to give you a more precise answer.