1.
yes i realize what you said
wow youre smart
what'd you say
i don't know who said that i said it
o
2.
no its not really like that
its not how they said i thought it was
its more strange but also more simple
and you have to look it up in a book
but if you look it up in a book youre fucked
o
3.
the time changed the other day
it was okay
i didn't really notice but it was pleasant
the clocks had to be changed manually
but the computers changed themselves
4.
what if we all ate a burger at the same time
it would have to be a big burger
jesus would probably have to do something to help out
you probably wouldnt believe it
i might not believe it
depends on his technique
5.
what is the point of numbers
just to count, really
counting is useful
6.
why do cigarette prices keeep going up
think you know why
i can tell you if you dont
but i might have to look it up
7.
yeah i am tired of the repetition too like you thought i might be
no im not implying that your life is repetitive
8.
angry dogs are barking outside
police sirens just drove by
unrelated
9,
but its interesting how we never die
until we realize that we will
10.
focus on something specific
unfocus
focus
unfocus
o
11.
the leaves changed the other day
i could tell that a certain hue of dark green had definitely become a certain hue of dark orange
secondary colors in tragic motion or something
12.
lifted up my boxers the other day
scratched my balls
looked at my ballls
nodded to myself
13.
does anyone know what lebron james' new number is?
i dont want to look it up and i can never tell when i see game clips
14.
ending on an even number would be good
it would create balance
15.
i stepped on every crack i could today
16.
i think i am uncomfortable making connections
17.
it feels better to wake up early
but it is okay to stay up all night
18.
bananas are red if you are weirdly color blind
of course, i don't know anyone that is colorblind
over half of all females are color blind i heard
of course, 79 percent of statistics are made up
or something like that
19.
everything was fine until i realized i was floating on ice
and i didn't know how to skate
i held onto a railing on the side of the rink and skated
20.
what is a typical day like for someone else
21.
what is the end of a day like for someone else
22.
it is interesting how the word "like" has become so common
people must be getting very poetic
or at least conjunctive
23.
i can't find a fitting way to end this
there are no perfect or happy endings
except in all those books or movies that almost made me cry
24.
but i never cry really, i just laugh